NIGERIA....MY BELOVED LAND
• Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday gift.
• Where lizards go look your eyeball, nod head say "notin dey happen guy"
• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
• Where the rich Hausamen are called ALHAJIS and the poor on ABOKIS.
• Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS.
• Where parents claim they always came first position in school.
• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE'
• Where the Presidents and other government officials don't know the national anthem.
• Where Yoruba women dress up every Saturday with polythene bag looking for Owambe to fall in.
• Where the government don’t give a hoot about nobody.
• Where Gala and Lacasera is d best option when stuck in hold up.
• Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftaincy title for stealing millions and Front row seat in churc
• Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus!
• Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for your Pin code n charger.
• Where politicians use big unnecessary grammar to scam people.
• Where your type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.
• Where you can easily blame your unsuccessfulness on family members in the village.
• Where rich men must have a pot belly, and a healthy looking Man is despised in the street as a pauper
• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW.
• Where generator is a social amenity.
• Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.
• Where u can buy your dream house and all the household accessories.
• Where Igbo men produce Toyota Camry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers
• Where the man who had no shoes is the president.
• Where bb torch is sold on hold up for #12k. Where Igbo men drink beer with straw and coke with cup
•Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a National youth leader
•Where citizens are more afraid of Police than Armed robbers.
No Country greater than Nigeria's absurdity.
SHOGO OLOSHUNDE™ Strictly my opinion @matthewshogo
