NIGERIA....MY BELOVED LAND

 NIGERIA....MY BELOVED LAND

• Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday gift.

• Where lizards go look your eyeball, nod head say "notin dey happen guy"

• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.

• Where the rich Hausamen are called ALHAJIS and the poor on ABOKIS.

• Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS.

• Where parents claim they always came first position in school.

• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE'

• Where the Presidents and other government officials don't know the national anthem.

• Where Yoruba women dress up every Saturday with polythene bag looking for Owambe to fall in.

• Where the government don’t give a hoot about nobody.

• Where Gala and Lacasera is d best option when stuck in hold up.

• Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftaincy title for stealing millions and Front row seat in churc

• Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus!

• Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for your Pin code n charger.

• Where politicians use big unnecessary grammar to scam people.

• Where your type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.

• Where you can easily blame your unsuccessfulness on family members in the village.

• Where rich men must have a pot belly, and a healthy looking Man is despised in the street as a pauper

• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW.

• Where generator is a social amenity.

• Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.

• Where u can buy your dream house and all the household accessories.

• Where Igbo men produce Toyota Camry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers

• Where the man who had no shoes is the president.

• Where bb torch is sold on hold up for #12k. Where Igbo men drink beer with straw and coke with cup

•Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a National youth leader

•Where citizens are more afraid of Police than Armed robbers.

No Country greater than Nigeria's absurdity.

SHOGO OLOSHUNDE™ Strictly my opinion @matthewshogo